stutteringidiot:

stutteringidiot:

Every reblog/like this gets, I will write your URLs in a notebook, and post a picture of the notebook every 100 reblogs/likes. (: Show that you care and would listen.

I didn’t think this would get any notes.
:) We’re at 34 urls so far, they’re all written down.

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lil-bo-peeping:

*walks up to hot person’s parents* my compliments to the chef

(Source: googlefraps, via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)

imdressedlikeavulcan:

Puttanesca comes from the Italian word “puttana” which is usually translated as whore or prostitute. So pasta puttanesca means “whore’s pasta”

So in Series of Unfortunate Events, when Violet tells Count Olaf “Dinner is served. Puttanesca.” and he replies with “What did you call me?”, it’s because he thought she was calling him a whore.

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sylvanburningcenter:

sext: if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation

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silenthill:

george-the-pony:

tic-tac-toe-forever:

zackisontumblr:

silenthill:

i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after

a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after

you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after

You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after

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